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Hedge Funds Suck – Here’s Why


Goldman Sachs puts out some pretty interesting information on hedge funds. In their most recent report published in February, they analyzed 788 different hedge funds which account for $2.6 trillion of gross equity positions. That is a fancy way of saying those hedge funds manage $1.7 trillion and $873 billion of short positions.

Using something called 13F filings, Goldman breaks down their observations and gives some insight into what is happening.

First, let’s take a look at hedge fund and S&P 500 performance. While the S&P 500 has logged the worst start to any calendar year since 2009 (down 9%), the basket of the most popular hedge fund positions held (as tracked by Goldman through those 13F filings) is down 12%.

Looking back at the trailing 12 months, The S&P 500 has a positive 14% return while their basket of hedge funds is down 7%. That is a 21 percentage point difference in performance.

That is also known around finance people as something we call, “massive”. Chart below.




I’m not a fan of hedge funds…and I’m even less of a fan of the fans of hedge funds.


Here’s one reason:

The top five stocks held by these hedge funds are – MSFT, AMZN, GOOGL, FB, and AAPL.

The top five stocks of the S&P 500, by descending percentage weighting, are AAPL, MSFT, AMZN, TSLA, GOOGL.

So generally, the hedge fund investors pay 2% a year in management fees, 20% of any profits above some high water mark (for example, any profits above the first 8% of gains), and have very, very limited liquidity.

And you get negative 21 percentage points of UNDER PERFORMANCE…But hey, it’s impossible to attach a price to slinging around that you are invested in a hedge fund at a cocktail party.

Someone: “Oh, you do wealth management…I’m an investor in a hedge fund that’s super exclusive and specilizes in…”

Me: “Oh, look! There’s my Aunt Jenny’s cat groomer from back when I was in third grade. I’m gonna go say hi. Excuse me, I’ll be right back.”

By the way, I always disliked Aunt Jenny’s cat groomer… She smelled funny…but hey.

For those who say, “Yeah, but what about that part of the chart where the outperformance was up 47 percentage points (pp)???”  Ahh, yes, good observation.

It’s the tumble from +47pp to -21pp that has me shaking my head. I mean, be better than a 77pp swing from +47pp to -21pp…especially for those ridiculous fees.

I’ll sign off with this opinion: No one needs these BS hedge funds unless you are so boring that you think you need that sort of weight to be interesting at a party.

In that case, you’ll find me with Aunt Jenny’s cat groomer.

Be sure to check out our most recent episode of Off The Wall Podcast where Jessica and I interview Michelle Diamond and Heather Savage with Cumberland Trust, and learn more about why people should consider naming a corporate trustee when they establish their family trusts – really interesting info that I never knew before the interview. Check it out.

Keep looking forward.

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David B. Armstrong, CFA

President & Co-Founder

Dave got into the industry when he discovered his passion for finance in his mid-20’s. He’s a combat veteran and served as an officer in the United States Marines Corps on both active duty and in the reserves, retiring at the rank of Lieutenant Colonel. While serving on active duty, Dave was unable to spend money on deployments, so he became a self-taught investor. Along with a few bucks cash as a bouncer, his investing performance grew to be good....

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